Stearns

To come into power unexpectedly.

They Stearnsed the broken car.

by boyongo February 4, 2010

Stearns

1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.

As Claire opened her textbook, her heart sank as she had to decipher the Stearns writing

by Dare Braile June 12, 2010

Stearn

a boy who has a face as bright as an orange and likes to wear very bright clothes

thats as bright as Stearn

by rdotwelsh February 10, 2010

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

Stearns Kentucky

A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.

Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?

It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?

by AsteRexxx October 14, 2018

Brian Stearns

An absolute boss with a huge dick, and everyone loves him

Brian stearns is really hot
Brian Stearns is a boss

by whataboss69 September 6, 2010